Secret Recipes Are Bullshit!

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Shhh

I am incensed! I’ve had it up to here (you know the gesture) with
“Secret Recipes.” Two words: Whatever MARY!

Good food makes people happy. And if you can make more people happy by sharing a good recipe, then why keep that from happening? Because you have a problem called an “ego.”

Colonel Sanders…he can have a secret recipe. That cute Bush Beans dog, Jake…sure. If your livelihood is at stake, then by all means, lock that recipe up and safeguard it with your life.

But if you brag about having the best burger recipe in the world and you don’t want to share it because it’s your “secret recipe,” well you know what? Kiss my ass.

If you’re keeping your recipes close to your chest instead of sharing them and spreading the love, then get out of the kitchen and go straight to a therapist. I’ll even cover your co-pay.

If it’s good, share it. Make more people happy. That’s what making good food is all about.

Make a Difference
If you’ve ever misguidedly withheld a secret recipe and would like to repent and share it with the world, send it to us and we’ll write it up and give you credit! You’ll be glad you did…and so will your dearly deceased great-grandmother. 😉

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12 Responses to “Secret Recipes Are Bullshit!”

  1. Kristi Says:

    You two are hilarious- can’t wait to try Matthews recipe! Look forward to reading more exciting mishaps or successes in the future. Love the picture too

  2. Debra Says:

    I love this – can’t wait to read more!!

  3. Judith Says:

    cute pic and your personalities are showcased for sure! the corn salad does sound yummy…maybe josh will put us to work making it at the beach. i guess family qualifies as friends.

    • josh1978 Says:

      of course family qualifies as friends! especially at the beach! maybe we can develop some seafood recipes and posts while there!

  4. kelly Says:

    I love your blog! It is awesome!!!

  5. Coody Says:

    I love your site. Do you have any recipes using jolly green giant beans? I have seen a real good looking jolly green giant in one of my best friend’s house.

  6. Christy Says:

    LOVE it! I must share my secret recipe…. but shhhh…… its called
    661-PAPA. 🙂

  7. Gary T Says:

    How about posting that awesome pasta salad recipe you made at Kely’s luncheon. My neice certainly loved it. She ate all the leftovers 😦

    • josh1978 Says:

      LOL…I am totally going to post that one…just have to cut it down so folks won’t end up with 14 pounds of pasta! 😉

  8. Jackie Says:

    Hey – Gary T.
    “Bitter . . . table for one”. My strict instructions were to eat the fabulous dish and I simply followed orders. How about your nephews who put a nice dent on the subject before our 747 even hit the pavement? Hi Josh!! Nice work – still thinking about that delicious carb boost! 🙂

    • josh1978 Says:

      Hey! it’s my adopted cousin Jackie! i’ll send you the recipe so you can have as much as you want. 😉 had so much fun meeting y’all!

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